The Retort

All articles by Andrew Donnelly

• How to Fart Flames

• I Am Better Than Your Kids is Offensive, Hilarious

• Tobacco Free is a Whacky Policy

  If you don’t want to inhale people’s smoke, then stand back from people smoking.

• Two Long-retired Icons Return

  Now Beavis and Butt-head will be aired weekly for a glorious time.

• A Man’s View on Abortion

  Parents with handicapped children love them just as much as any other child. It isn’t anyone’s place to say that the handicapped shouldn’t have to be born.

• Wrapping Your Willy is Still Silly

  Don't have sex with slimy people; especially ones you don't know.

• Condoms Are Not Always What They’re Wrapped Up to Be

  Putting on a condom before sex is like wearing a ski mask to the bank.