The Retort

Opinion

• Faulty Logic Perpetuates Sexist Attitudes

  Cosgrove belittled the female reporter with a sexist remark, by way of a faulty analogy

• Sacrificial Love

  For this there is no greater love than sacrificial love.

• Yo…Yogi…Yo: Say it ain’t So

  Watching parts of the National Tea Party Convention this weekend

• Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia-Obama!

  Obama, the Chia pet? If you were President, wouldn’t you rather have shoes thrown at you?

• Animal Cruelty is Complex

  I urge you to sign the petition I-160 that calls for an end to trapping on Montana ‘s public lands.

• Liberty and Equality

  when we examine the purest principles of socialism, we recognize something truly noble in this cause.

• What is Facebook?

  A Deeper Look at the Facebook Pandemic (and how you can join!)

• Getting Older, New Ink, and Post Grad Job Hunting

  hope that after I graduate and finally get a job it will not involve asking “Do you want fries with that?”

• Rights and Responsibilities to the Oppressed

  Will humans ever give animals any significant rights?

• Martin Luther King Day

  It is sad to report that racism not only exists today, but it is glorified by a certain segment of our people

• Expectations of Access and Excellence

  The group facilitator explained that the focus is all about the students, our experiences, and the things that impede or empower us to succeed at MSUB

• What Trappers Don’t Want You to Know

  Trapping is a primitive, barbaric pastime.

• Scraping the Barrel: Rants, Raves, and Short Takes – The Ramblings of a Madman

• Candi’s Sweet Advice

  Our resident sexpert Candi La Fleur is here to answer all your questions about sex, love, and romance.

• Scraping the Barrel: The People Versus Lee Greenwood

  Lee, whose 1984 effort became the theme of the Gulf War, really isn’t living up to the promises he made.

• The Other Side of Dairy

  Moo

• Turkey-Free – Way too Be

  It may truly surprise you just how satisfying a turkey-friendly holiday meal can be.

• Clearing Up the Confusion

  Sexual assault attitudes via words, picutes, and actions.

• Scraping the Barrel: The Final Death of Optimistic Nonsense

  Mike's parents got a ‘C’ in parenting. If that’s good enough to graduate college, it’s good enough to spawn.

• Another Step in the Right Direction

  Introducing the Student Initiated Recycling Program.

• Vegan Burgers Hugely Popular at History Club Fundraiser

  Gross comments on meatless burgers.

• A Sad Reality

  Horrific treatment of non-human animals is more common than we think.

• EAC Needs Members for Greater Success

  Current membership in the Environmental Awareness Club is languishing; a recruitment meeting is being held on October 28th from 2-3pm in the Science Auditorium.

• Cell Phones, Necessity or Addiction?

  What is up with this epidemic of cell phone addiction?

• Clearing Up Confusion

  There are serious misconceptions about the true meaning of the terms “feminist” and “feminism.”

• Problem Resolution

  How do we go about solving the problems that people are shouting about?

• Editorial Cartoons

  Editorial cartoons from around the world.

• From the Desk of One Baroque College Student: Every Road Is…

  There are three seasons in Montana: Winter, Mud, and Road Destruction.

• Candi’s Sweet Advice

  Candi answers your most intimate questions.

• Scraping the Barrel: Once More with Feeling

  Cynical, bitter, and approaching 30, Mike Schrage looks back on his youth, wasted on wine, women, and travel.

• Call to Action

  Our Opinion Editor seeks your opinions!